Shhhh! Can you hear that?

I think that was the sound of a caffeinated marmoset.

You see, when you subscribe, I donate an espresso to an animal in need.

I also tend to get too excited and tell white-lies. Here's what isn't a lie, though.

When you sign up, I'll send you the following:

1. A list of dad jokes.

2. A weekly story and doodle

2.12 A monthly newsletter (for your eyes only)

Accept the mystery