Shhhh! Can you hear that?
I think that was the sound of a caffeinated marmoset.
You see, when you subscribe, I donate an espresso to an animal in need.
I also tend to get too excited and tell white-lies. Here's what isn't a lie, though.
When you sign up, I'll send you the following:
1. A list of dad jokes.
2. A weekly story and doodle
2.12 A monthly newsletter (for your eyes only)
Accept the mystery